There are more Chuck Norris facts than there are galaxies in the universe. Chuck Norris can lead a norse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris flosses with a chainsaw blade.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks, Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.